~i like me some cowboys!!!!!!!~

Okay…so
Here’s the earth, chilling damn that is a sweet earth you mite say. Round, alrite…ruling out ice caps melting, meiter becoming crashed into us, the o-zone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we are defiantly going to blow ourselves up. Okay, so basically we’ve got china, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and us with nukes. We got about 26 hundred more than anybody else. Whatever…anyway one day we decide those chiness sons of a bitches are going down. So we launch a nuke at China. While it’s on its way china’s like shit shit who the fuck is shooting us! O well fire the mussels! Then France is like shit guys the mussels are coming fire our shit. But I am le tired. Well have a nap, then fire the mussels! Meanwhile austral is down there like wtf? mate. India, Israel, and Pakistan launch their shit. So now we have mussels fighting everywhere passing each other. Russia’s like awwww mother land!!! Then England’s like about that time eh chaps…rite-o. So now the US is like fuck we’re dumbasses. Canada is like what’s going on eh? Australia is still like wft? Mars is laughing at us and some huge meiter is like well fuck that. So now we have nuclear winter everyone is dead except Australia, and they’re still like wft? But they’ll be dead soon fucking kangaroos. But assuming we don’t blow ourselves up. Us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii…Alaska can come too. THE END!!!   

now, i'm in college!! it's not as scarey as i though it would be, actually it's a thousand times better than high school i mean my earliest class is at 11 and i don't have class on tuesdays and thursdays. it doesn't get better than that! i'm become a music teacher but i'm not sure of that anymore. i am sure though that i miss all my friends and i love all of you very, very much!

i have...
(X) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I HAVE SMOKED POT
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) I BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I HAD SEX
(X) I HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I SHOPLIFTED
(_) I HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I HAD A THREESOME (i did the other day!)
(X) I BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(X) I LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) I WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) I WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(X) I CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(X) I TOLD SOMEONE I LOVED THEM JUST TO MAKE ME OR THEM FEEL BETTER OR LIED ABOUT LOVING SOMEONE PERIOD
(_) I EGGED A RANDOM CAR
(_) I BEEN TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
(_) I BEEN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A POLICE CAR
(_) I EGGED A RANDOM HOUSE
(_) I BEEN EXPELLED/SUSPENDED
(x) I CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

001: Name: Makenzie

002: Nickname: Kenzie, Bazzca Boobs

003: Country of living: USA

004: Birthdate: November 22nd, 1986

005: Length: 5ft 6

006: Eye color: brown

007: Shoesize: 9

008: School/work: student

009: You smoke: sometimes

010: Hobby's: making a fool of myself

011: Brothers/Sisters: 1 brother and 1 sister

012: Relationship: single

013: Piercing(s): 9 in my ears and my nipple

014: Tattoo: none yet

015: Favorite Country to go to: mexico or canada, drinking age 18.....;)

016: Are there people you won't reply to? Ppl that are stuck up

017: Nicest person you met this year: stephanie

018: Person you rather not have met this year: abbie baylie

019: Who would you like to meet: jesus

020: Who do you admire most: summer (my sister)

021: Most sexy person(s): scott caan (tweeder) & my nathan

022: Favorite Pajamas(clothes to sleep in): bra and underware or nothing

023: Favorite Car: mustang

024: Favorite Movie(s): dirty dancing

025: THE QUESTION HAS RUN AWAY!!!!

026: Favorite City(s): branson

027: Favorite Plush(stuffed animals): my bear

028: Favorite Aftershave: happy

029: Favorite Magazine: cosmo

030: Favorite sound: a baby’s giggle

031: Favorite TV-series: gilmore girls

032: Favorite Writer: don’t have one

033: Favorite Nickname: Kenzie

034: What is on your mousepad: none

035: What all is under your bed: Nothing

036: Favorite color: pink and black

037: Favorite Song ever: jesus take the wheel

038: Favorite song at this moment: skin

039: Favorite food: tocas…..hehe

040: Favorite class in school: Math or music

041: Favorite drink: koolaid

042: Lucky number: 71

043: What do you think is the greatest thing about yourself: i’m a good listener

044: What deodorant do you use: dove or secret

045: Favorite shoes: flip-flops

046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: midnight

048: Most romantic moment in your life: danciing in rick's living room with nathan

049: Most embarassing moment in your life: getting thrown off a brigde

050: Would you rather spend your time, inside or outside: outside at the lake

051: What do you do in the weekends: work or go drinking then to pj's with friend...of fuck nathan or all of the above

052: What class on school do you dislike most: all

053: Your Breakfast: i eat breakfast??

054: What do you really, really dislike to eat: katsup

055: Pets: 3 dogs- xena, calamity, gunner; 3 cats- sunny, butters, toni; 7 cows

056: Laugh or dream: both

057: Serious or funny: both

058: Fast or slow: both

059: You prefer being alone or have a relationship with someone: Relationship

060: Simple or complicated?: simple but I am a girl so probley both

061: Cremate or Buried when you die: buried

063: Stay up late or go to bed early: stay up late

064: Light or dark?: dark

065: Speak or Silence: speak……a lot

066: Tall or small man/woman: tall men

067: Newspaper or Television: TV

068: Hug or kiss: both

069: Happy or Sad: happy

070: Life or Death: life...duh

071: Gig or Disco: Gig

072: Left or Right: left

073: Sausages on top, or on the side: idk

074: Brunetts or Blondes: brunetts

075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: y did you condemn us

076: You believe in reincarnation: no

077: You believe in Aliens: no

078: When you die what will be your last words: nothing I want to die in my sleep

079: Does true love exist: Yes

080: How many kids would you like to have: 3-4

081: What is the one thing you can't stand: guy’s feet….don’t ask

082: Best feeling: knowing someone loves you

083: Worst feeling in the world: some you love not loving you back

085: Are you an emotional person: yeah but hide it well

084: What are you affraid of: snakes….and dieing alone

086: Do you ever cry during a movie: I don’t think so

087: Your goal in life: to be happy

088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: didn’t make one

089: Favorite art-artist: anyone that is willing to try

090: As what animal would you like to reincarnate: a dog

091: What is the most beautiful part on the female body: eyes or smile

092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: out of the middle of nowhere

093:What do you think of Elftown: I like it a lot

094: Is there something you miss about elftown: nope